BP Complaints

This video, dated 05/11/10, shows one of the three major oil leaks left after the fire and subsequent sinking of the Deepwater Horizon mobile drilling platform.
Video Rating: 5 / 5

As I’m watching the news, seeing all of these fantastical, hopeless ideas being honestly tossed around as possibly viable-enough-to-try solutions to the oil well rupture, I just had to come up with my own that I thought would have the same probability of working. See? I should get paid the same amount as Gov’t consultants– When do I get my check? PS- This video was partially made in direct response to this bunch of silliness- www.ireport.com PPS- IRL I don’t have a half-inebriated, 1/4-southern redneck, 1/4 brain-dead speech impediment.
Video Rating: 5 / 5